“We are having a competition,” Xiao Yike opened her mouth first, “Elder Sister Cheng, do you want to participate?”
I was dazed, and then I saw that although this girl smiled brilliantly, there was a hostile cold flash in her eyes, like the indifference and ruthlessness she had in front of a few delinquent girls when I first met her. I couldn’t help but tremble. Don’t tell me that she is going to…
Chu Yuan also timidly said: “Yes, Elder Sister Cheng, do you want to participate?”
Don’t you dislike Liusu?! I was startled.
No matter how good she was at hiding it, she would not be able to fool me. She was humble on the surface, but inside hid murderous intent, obviously, it was the same as Xiao Yike, she wanted to use the rule to do something to her!
“Oh?” Liusu loved to play, so asked enthusiastically: “What competition?”
“Fishing competition…” After Liusu came over, Dongfang Lianren was the only one who remained calm, so she briefly explained the rules.
Before Liusu answered, Shu Tong yelled: “I want to participate too!”
Everyone was dazed. Then I saw this Natural-Airheaded woman glaring at me, unabashedly sneered, “If I win, I can ask someone to jump into the water, right?”
Facepalm. You can just call it by name and say you want me to jump into the water.
“Interesting! I will play as well!” Liusu grinned and said, “Hey, Nan Nan, I don’t know what it would be like if you were drunk?”
I got drunk before, but unfortunately, you were also drunk at that time, so you don’t remember anything… Why are you beating around the bush as well? All you want is just to make me drunk!
“That’s great. It’s fun to have more people in the game. But Ms. Shu, if Yuanyuan and Dongfang win, and if they want you to do something detrimental to your image, you can’t hold a grudge~” little minx’s words both hinted Chu Yuan and Dongfang, and also provoked Shu Tong
Shu Tong, this dense woman, immediately took the bait and patted her chest with a smile and said, “Don’t underestimate me. When I was in my hometown, I used to go fishing very often. But I need to remind certain someone not to be a sore loser when he loses the competition!”
This woman was clearly very angry at the fact that Liusu and I were sitting close to each other. She didn’t even realize that she was tricked by Xiao Yike. Moreover, she didn’t even notice that Chu Yuan and Dongfang were secretly discussing how to get even with her.
Obviously, they had more opinions on their teacher than me…
Women are fickle, and women are petty-minded, so this game has become a war between women, then the innocent I became an unfortunate bystander…
Liusu was also a layman and had never fished before. Moreover, her desire to have fun was greater than the desire to win. So she didn’t care if she lost in the end. However, she didn’t know that Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike most likely wanted to make fun of her. Especially Xiao Yike, she was also the person who was most likely to win! Moreover, Dongfang Lianren’s big black eyes constantly glanced over Liusu from time to time, not knowing what she was thinking.
I couldn’t help but swallow hard. God damnit, today was supposed to be a relaxing day…
I would rather lose, and make Liusu win than let those bratty girls succeed!
“Nannan, look! The float is moving. Did the fish bite the bait?”
“Don’t rush!” I quickly put down my fishing rod and walked around behind Liusu. Seeing that she was about to lift the rod, I hurriedly held her hand, “It’s checking, it hasn’t completely bitten the bait. You need to be patient…”
“Oh…” Liusu held his breath nervously. Her eyes were filled with suppressed excitement, looking like an excited little girl, it was very cute.
Then the float suddenly sank. I immediately said, “Got it!”
In order to prevent the Liusu from lifting the fishing rod too hard, I held her hand and lifted the fishing rod, then a large carp weighing nearly two catties was pulled out of the water. Its tail was wagging joyfully in the air, shaking and splashing the water everywhere, reflecting the glittering sunlight.
Liusu exclaimed excitedly: “Yes! We got it!”
“Ah!” A scream suddenly appeared, almost scaring us to drop the fish. As we turned our heads, we saw Shu Tong angrily pointing at us and saying: “Susu, you, what are you guys doing! How could you!”
“Huh? What are we doing? We got one fisht! Quick, get the bucket!” Liusu hurriedly said.
Then Chu Yuan and Dongfang, the minx all stared at us in unison, and then Liusu finally realized that our posture was too ambiguous, too intimate…
I also couldn’t help but flush with shame. I just wanted to help Liusu catch the fish, but I didn’t notice that it would be this posture… it’s like a couple, and I was holding her in my arms.
Chu Yuan was both angry and embarrassed, “Elder Brother, you… you are deliberately taking advantage of her! You obscene!”
The smelly girl probably thought that I embarrassed her in front of her friends. In the end, she only used the word obscene to describe me.
Xiao Yike on the other hand was absolutely jealous. She just blurted out without thinking, “shameless, lewd, lustful, perverted!”
Miss Dongfang on the other hand was quite implicit and did not speak any vulgar words. “That’s a bit harsh. Elder Brother Nan definitely didn’t do it on purpose. Maybe he just couldn’t suppress his desire anymore. What he did today is actually not that bad. Think about it, he even grabbed my butt before.”
Screw you! Are you sure that you are trying to help me?!
How would a natural-airhead like Shu Tong be able to tell that Dongfang Lianren was joking? Her eyes instantly widened in shock, “What? Dongfang, he, he, he grabbed your but… backsides?!”
All of us almost fell to the ground when we heard her say that.
It is just a word butt, but why did she have to change to the word backsides. It instantly made it even weirder. Even Dongfang also blushed in embarrassment, “I was just joking, joking…”
“Immoral!” Shu Tong’s brain heated up rapidly, already breaking through the critical point. I could already see the steam seeping through her scalp with the naked eye. She instantly put down her fishing rod and ran towards me and Liusu while yelling furiously, “You! I can already tell what kind of person you are! You, you are hopeless!”
In the company, Granny Cheng often rests her legs on my laps, not to mention that whenever she drank too much, I always had to carry her home. If I were a pervert, she would have become my son’s mother already! Maybe it was because we were used to this kind of intimacy, so Liusu and I didn’t feel anything strange. It’s just that the attitude of these girls really startled us. We both hurriedly backed away from each other like we had an electric shock. Liusu also quickly waved her hand to Shu Tong and said, “Cousin, you are thinking too much. Nan Nan just wanted to help me catch the fish…”
Shu Tong’s brain has already been fried by her anger. How would she be able to listen to what Liusu said? She ran toward me while waving her hand and gnashing her teeth as if I was the person who killed her father, “You! I have to protect Su Su and my students!”
Student? Do you really think that I am that thirsty?! Seeing her running toward me like she was going to fight me, I really wanted to kick her into the lake, but as soon as this idea came into my mind, I saw Ms. Shu stumbled, it seemed like her toes had kicked on the protruding pebbles on the pebble road, and as she staggered in panic, her direction was changed, and she was falling toward the lake.
The shore is about half a meter above the water. However, no one knew how deep the water was. All the girls screamed at the same time; the sound went straight into the sky, almost shattering my eardrum.
Ignoring that there was still a carp hanging on the hook, I immediately threw away the fishing rod, rushed forward quickly, and grabbed Shu Tong’s hand. However, two-thirds of her body was already above the lake, and she was dragging me toward the lake too. Without much time to think about it, I roared, using the heel of my right foot as the supporting point to rotate my body 180 degrees, pull Ms. Shu with all my strength, and throw her back. In this way, we basically exchanged positions in an instant. Quickly letting go of my hand, Shu Tong fell into Liusu’s arms, and I…
Faced the sky, I only had a bitter smile on my face: Screw you, you natural-airhead…
“Splash!”
“Brother~!” “Nannan!” “Uncle~!” “Dumbass…”
“Who said it!” I popped my head out of the water like a frog. Then I saw Dongfang Lianren immediately cover her scornful and mocking face with a mask full of worry and admiration.
“Elder Brother Nan, are you alright? Oops, I am so scared~” The smelly girl patted her chest, but a trace of pity flashed in her eyes as if she was saying: tsk, why is the water so shallow?
This bratty girl wanted me to be drowned!
