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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 1036

1036 Not Even the Powerful One Can Resist Good Food

“This gift is given by the disciple of the Prime of Tongtian, God Chen Xiaobei!”

Goddess Chexia thought that Shen Gongpao did not hear her words. That was why she repeated the statement twice.

“Since Elite God Shen Gongpao agrees that the person that presents this gift to me should be rewarded with the first prize, so be it…” said the Queen Mother.

“Hold on!”

Suddenly, Shen Gongpao’s face darkened. The thing that he did not wish to see right now was Chen Xiaobei claiming any Saturn Peach, let alone the first prize!

“I think I want to change my mind! Actually, this gift is nothing out of the ordinary!”

Upon hearing that, all the other deities were disgusted by his shameless move. However, none of them dared to say a word about it. After all, the person behind Shen Gongpao was the almighty Primordial Lord of Heaven! Not a lot of deities were bold enough to offend a powerful deity like that.

All of a sudden, Monkey King stood up and started to chide Shen Gongpao.

“A few seconds ago, you just mentioned that the person that gifted this item to Queen Mother should be rewarded with the first prize! And now you change your mind once you heard my brother’s name, Chen Xiaobei! This is highly unprofessional!”

Everyone was afraid of Shen Gongpao but not Monkey King. The deity that had Monkey King’s back was none other than the Grand Holy Lady Nuwo! One should know that he was the one that was crowned the title, The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal. And Lady Nuwo was the seventh disciple of Ancestral Daoist, Hong Diao! Besides, Monkey King used to call Bodhi his Sifu during his young age. And Bodhi was the incarnation of Saint Zhunti which was also one of the seven saints! Lastly, Monkey King had a good relationship with Buddha from Temple Leiyin. That was when it came to backup, Monkey King was actually far better than Shen Gongpao.

“Did… Did you just say that I’m acting shamelessly? I suddenly found out that there’s a huge flaw to this gift! Why can’t I change my mind?” argued Shen Gongpao since he could not do anything to the Monkey King.

“When it comes to the material that used to craft this art piece, everyone has zero clues about it! This can actually be considered as an ultra-rare gift! When it comes to the crafting skill, the birds and the phoenix look so surreal! Everyone is praising it! You are the only one that claims that this piece of art is flawed!”

“This…”

Immediately, Shen Gongpao squinted his eyes and went and check on the gift repeatedly—hoping to find a flaw in it. Unfortunately, he could not find anything for him to criticize. This dish was after all prepared by the legendary cook, Uzuishi Akaihi! His reputation would be in vain if the dish that he prepared was deeply flawed!

“Nothing for you to criticize, right?! You shameless bastard! You are trying to use your power to cause harm to my brother! I will not let you do it! No way!”

“I suspect that there’s something wrong with the material that used to craft this gift! We have to ask Chen Xiaobei to explain the gift to us! If he caused harm to nature to acquire the raw material to craft this gift, he should be disqualified like Bull Demon King!”

“Elite God, Shen Gongpao is right about it! Let’s adjourn to the Red Envelop Group now and listen to Chen Xiaobei’s explanation first! After that, we shall decide whether he should be rewarded with the first prize!” said the Queen Mother.

Clearly, the Queen Mother was with Shen Gongpao. Right after she made the decision, Monkey King could no longer attack Shen Gongpao anymore.

…..

Inside the Red Envelope Group.

Hou Yi: News flash! News flash! The Queen Mother and the rest of the deities are coming back to the Red Envelope Group!

“Good timing!” said Chen Xiaobei with a displeased manner.

He knew everything that happened at the Heavenly Lake just now from Hou Yi.

“Initially, the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach was going to fall into my possession but that bitch, Shen Gongpao had to do something to sabotage me! I’m going to let him have a taste of his own medicine when the time is right!”

Chen Xiaobei would always make the bad guy paid back what they did to them. There was no way that he would let Shen Gongpao off the hook that easy.

Queen Mother: God Chen, I just took a look at your gift just now. From the look of it, it is truly perfect! It can be considered as one of those ultra-rare gifts! However, there’s something I can’t quite figure out! What kind of material did you use to craft this piece of art?

Chen Xiaobei: Heh… Someone is trying to make up something to try to disqualify me! Dream on! My gift is just a simple dish! All the material that used to craft this gift is made of fresh fish meat that can be bought from the seafood wet market!

Queen Mother: What? A dish? Fish meat?

Shen Gongpao: This…

Every deity: How’s that even possible? The fish meat looks like real feathers! And I can’t smell anything bad from the fish meat as well! How can fish meat makes the entire thing looks so 3D? This is not possible at all!

Chen Xiaobei: Have a taste of it if you don’t believe in me! In order to prepare this gift, I have hired the best chef in town! Making the fish smell go away is just a simple task! With his masterful cooking skill, everything is possible!

Diao Chan: Wow! Little Bei Bei! You really are not lying to us! I can’t believe that you gave our Queen Mother a dish!

Zhao Yun: God Chen! You are awesome! You are really cool! I’m willing to accept the loss! I will hand you my pictures with signature as soon as possible!

Lu Bu: I still have something to deal with back at home. I’m gonna make a move first!

Xiao Tianquan: Stand right there! You just lost the bet! Are you going to break your promise?

Shen Gongpao: Shut up! You guys have no right to talk here!

Upon hearing that, everyone shut their mouth immediately. The hatred that they had toward Shen Gongpao had just elevated to another level.

Shen Gongpao: Chen Xiaobei, I know that this is fish meat. However, it’s raw! Are you treating the Queen Mother like a beast by asking her to consume raw meat?

Chen Xiaobei: You are such an uncultured moron! Eating raw fish is one of the most famous ways of eating on earth! Not only can you taste the original flavor of the fish, but the nutrients inside the fish would also be retained as well! It will melt in your mouth once you eat it with wasabi!

Shen Gongpao: You are lying! No one will believe what you say! Queen Mother, do you believe in him?

Queen Mother: I… I don’t believe him…

Chen Xiaobei: Queen Mother, you can be considered as one of the veteran members in this group. Think about the spicy sticks, mooncakes, spicy mini lobsters, and WaHaHa High Cal Milk that I send in the group before. You will definitely feel regret if you miss this delicacy!

Queen Mother: Then, I should have a taste now. I have to try everything on earth!

“Hehe… The Queen Mother had seen almost everything within the three realms! However, she has not seen sashimi before! Her curiosity got better of her! I made the right choice! Everything will be smooth sailing once the Queen Mother has a taste of!” said Chen Xiaobei while looking at the cell phone with a smile on his face.

Monkey King: What does the orange fish meat taste like?

Shen Gongpao: Queen Mother! You must think carefully first before commenting!

Queen Mother: This… This… Is… Not delicious!

Chen Xiaobei: What? Not delicious? That you shouldn’t eat it anymore! Pass it to my bro, Money King. Let him eat it.

Monkey King: Bring it over.

Queen Mother: Don’t! Don’t! Don’t! It was a typo! I meant this is too damn delicious!

Chen Xiaobei: Shen Gongpao! Look at that! Your power is nothing when it comes to the dish that I presented to the Queen Mother!

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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