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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 806

806 Team That Went to Retrieve Scriptures

Primordial Lord of Heaven: Everyone! After enjoying all the good food and Goddess Chang’e’s beautiful dance, it’s the moment everyone’s been waiting for! The Red Envelope grabbing session!

Upon hearing that, the entire group became complete silent. One could imagine that hundreds and thousands of them were prepared to snatch some Red Envelopes for themselves.

“Shit! It’s going to start soon! For real!”

Putting himself in ready-to-combat mode, a strong combat intent could be seen from Chen Xiaobei’s eyes. He was ready to march into the battlefield. His 257,000 luck was on fire! Today, an intense Red Envelope snatching battle would occur in the group!

Primordial Lord of Heaven: To be fair, I urge everyone to prepare a big Red Envelope right now! I’m going to count to three! And I want everyone to send it to the group at the same time!

Primordial Lord of Heaven: Three

Primordial Lord of Heaven: Two

Primordial Lord of Heaven: One! 

Ding!

Ding!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

In an instant, Chen Xiaobei’s cell phone started to ring non-stop. Hundreds and thousands of messages were flooded into his cell phone. Though Chen Xiaobei possessed the ultimate speed reading skill, there was simply no way for him to read every single message.

The Jade Emperor has sent a Red Envelope.

Giant God Ju Lin Shen has sent a Red Envelope.

Yanwang has sent a Red Envelope.

Han Xiangzi…

Prime Minister Tortoise…..

…..

……

“Damn! Damn! Damn! This is getting crazier by the second!”

Both of Chen Xiaobei’s eyes shone. Once the Primordial Lord of Heaven commenced the Red Envelope grabbing session, Chen Xiaobei sent out a Red Envelope with 30,000 spicy sticks inside it. Following that, Chen Xioabei mustered his strength to keep tapping on the screen non-stop. Just like what Chang’e told him earlier, those that had never spoken in the group were obligated to give out Red Envelopes as well.

The number of Red Envelopes flooding into the group were more than all the Red Envelopes that were being sent into the group previously. 

However!

Things were not as simple as Chen Xiaobei thought it would be.

It was true that a lot of people were giving out Red Envelopes but that also meant a lot of people were snatching Red Envelopes as well! In other words, the difficulty of getting more Red Envelopes had been increased.

“No way! Today is the day for me to welcome new things and put all bad things aside! I need to have something good at the beginning of the year! C’mon! Give me more Red Envelopes!”

Gritting his teeth, Chen Xiaobei decided to use some of his items to invest in this Red Envelope grabbing session. With his sheer will, Chen Xiaobei took out three Prosperous Monkey Furs from his Infinite Space Ring.

*Blow*

“Grant me extra three hands!”

Immediately, a ray of light shone on Chen Xiaobei. There were then extra three hands being added to his body. Seconds later, his investment was rewarded with a new item.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received a manual called Tightening-Crown Spell. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Haha! First!”

With a smile on his face, Chen Xiaobei’s blood was pumped.

Today was really a big day for them! Even Sanzang was here today! A very long time ago, Chen Xiaobei exchanged a Red Envelope from him with pornographic pictures. After that, he stopped showing up in the group completely. It seems like Chen Xiaobei would be able to snatch even more Red Envelope from those that rarely talk in the group! New items were about to pour into Chen Xiaobei’s treasure chest!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received three Golden Crowns (Replica). It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! Double kill! I just snatched another Red Envelope from Sanzang again! Quite a generous man I would say! Awesome!” said Chen Xiaobei with a smile on his face.

Chen Xiaobei managed to head off with a good start. Still, he had no intention to stop tapping on the screen anytime soon. Five of his hands were constantly moving non-stop!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from General Folding-Curtain! You have received a Quicksand Gourd. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Triple kill! Another new item! Ahaha… General Folding-Curtain is also known as Sha Wujing! This guy is famous for his inactiveness in the group! I’m surprised that he is here today! It seems like the team that went to retrieve the sacred scriptures are all here!”

Right after Chen Xiaobei finished with his words, another Red Envelopes came to him.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhu Bajie! You have received 300 pounds worth of Divine River Spiritual Water. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Monkey King! You have received ten Prosperous Monkey Furs. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! What I just said earlier became reality! The Divine River Spiritual Water that I just received earlier is really some good stuff. And I just used up stock the previous time! This came at the right time!”

“It seems like Monkey King is getting really excited over this Red Envelopes grabbing session as well! I can’t believe that he put ten Prosperous Monkey Furs in one single Red Envelope! Haha! Part of his body must have turned bald now!”

Chen Xiaobei was amused by it. However, he knew that Monkey King had always been a man that prioritized happiness over everything.

“Sanzang, Sha Wujing, Monkey King, and Zhu Bajie are all here! And I managed to snatch all their Red Envelopes! Only Little White Dragon is not here! I wonder if this Third Dragon Prince will show up in the group! This is so exciting!”

While snatching Red Envelopes, Chen Xiaobei was anticipating his appearance. The Third Dragon Prince is the horse that Sanzang rode to retrieve the sacred scriptures. It was loyal and super good looking! In the story Journey to the West, he was really famous. However, there were some old conflicts going on between him and NeZha. That was why the sea creatures from the four oceans had never shown up in the group.

Seeing that a lot of rare members were showing up in the group today, Chen Xiaobei wanted to take this opportunity to get to know the Third Dragon Prince.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Third Dragon Prince! You have received Hydrophobic Orb. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“What the f*ck! My luck is getting more and more awesome! Everything that I wish for is coming to me! Finally, I managed to snatch the Red Envelope by Little White Dragon! The team that traveled to the west to retrieve the sacred scriptures are finally all here! Awesome!”

Chen Xiaobei felt so elated that he jumped up from his seat. To every Chinese in China, the story Journey to the West was part of their childhood. Being able to snatch Red Envelopes from all five of them was definitely a special moment that was worth remembering! The items inside the Red Envelopes were just bonus. The meaning behind it was love! All the five envelopes indicated that five blessings had descended upon the house. And the upcoming year would flourish in prosperity! At the same time, the first wave of Red Envelopes had slowly calmed down. Though there were a lot of Red Envelopes being sent to the group, there were a lot of people snatching them as well. That was why the session did not last long.

“This is not enough! My three extra hands are still here! The Red Envelope grabbing session cannot stop now!”

Considering that Chen Xiaobei was well prepared today, he would not stop until he was satisfied. Now, he had only managed to snatch six Red Envelopes! That was far from his initial goal. With a single tap, Chen Xiaobei sent another 30,000 WaHaHa High Cal Milk into the group. Immediately, the second wave of Red Envelope grabbing commenced.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Goddess Zixia! You have received a Moonlight Cache (Replica). It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! This is so awesome! I can’t believe that Goddess Zixia really possesses the legendary Moonlight Cache!”

Feeling excited, Chen Xiaobei continued to tap on the screen. 

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Sānjiè hóngbāo qún, 三界红包群
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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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