Chang’e: Such a terrifying bug. It scares me! I’m going to go offline first.
Xiao Tianquan: God Chen! How dare you send this to the group? Luckily there are no outsiders in this group. If not, you would be in big trouble!
Chen Xiaobei: What do you mean by that? It’s just a voodoo worm, right?
Yanwang: I don’t think you know much about it! A voodoo worm is considered as evil being! You should know that voodoo is forbidden from being practiced in the realm of heaven! Those who practice it secretly is defying the will of heaven!
Chen Xiaobei: No way! This sounds really serious! It is no wonder that all three medical books that I studied last time mentioned only about the way to cure an illness that is caused by voodoo. No information about practicing the art of voodoo was recorded inside the books!
Xiao Tiaquan: Just don’t touch it!
Yanwang: That’s right. Do not go down to the path of evil. If not, the path of righteousness will exile you!
Monkey King: Well, I don’t like what you just said! What is evil? What is righteousness? A long time ago, I made a mess in the heavenly palace, disrupted the feast of Immortality Peach, and destroyed cauldron used to concoct pills! I was regarded as an evil demon back then! Now, I’m one of the deities in heaven! Is there anyone in the heavenly realm that has the guts to exile me?
Xiao Tianquan: That is because you are extremely powerful. No one in their right mind would pick a fight with you.
Yanwang: True. There is literally no one who could defeat you in the heavenly realm! That was why you could do whatever you wanted last time!
Monkey King: The things that you guys said are getting more and more annoying! Brother Xiaobei is the closest disciple of the Prime of Tongtian. In the future, he will become even more powerful than me. So, he can do whatever he wants as well – restricted by no rules!
Xiao Tianquan: The thing that Monkey King just said actually made perfect sense… God Chen is special! So, he should be treated specially!
Yanwang: I agree with you but none of here knows much about the art of voodoo!
Chen Xiaobei: It’s not necessary for you guys to worry over the path that I’ll take! This worm is not that important to me. I will dissect it if I can’t get the answer that I want.
Monkey King: No! Do you know why voodoo is forbidden?
Chen Xiaobei: I have no idea…
Monkey King: That is because voodoo came from ancient witches! One can do anything they liked they practiced voodoo! In the end, the heavenly realm had no way to limit it. Fearing that voodoo might overtake magic arts and replace it, the authorities decided to ban voodoo and classified it as a forbidden art!
Left puzzled, Chen Xiaobei’s mind was filled with thoughts.
“My Sifu once told me that Pan Gu’s consciousness split into three after he created heaven and earth. His blood transformed into twelve primordial witches! In any case, the twelve primordial witches were only slightly weaker than Sanqing! Voodoo is their legacy! I will definitely become more powerful if I have the chance to learn voodoo!”
Immediately, Chen Xiaobei went back to the group after he put some thought into it.
Chen Xiaobei: Brother Monkey! I will definitely not give up on this voodoo worm after hearing the thing that you just told me! I wonder who in the three realms is an expert in voodoo?
Monkey King: I’m not too sure about this as well… Don’t worry… Let me help you to ask around!
Shaoba Xingjun: Errhem, forgive me for interrupting your conversation. Actually, I know a person who is an expert in voodoo.
Chen Xiaobei: Tell me now! What are you waiting for? ???
Shaoba Xingjun: My friend is not in the Red Envelope Group. Go and type in Taiyin True Deity and add him as a friend. Tell him that I’m the one that introduced you to him.
Xiao Tianquan: What?! Are you talking about the Taiyin True Deity?
Yanwang: Add him as a friend. Is that a good idea? ?
Monkey King: Just feel free to add him as a friend! However, all of us here must keep it as a secret! No one is allowed to say a word about this!
Chen Xiaobei: Is this deity scary? ?
Monkey King: Taiyin True Deity was a friar during the dark ages. He used to help the witches fight against human beings. Emperor Xuanyuan was injured badly by his Taiyin Apocalyptic Divine Seal! However, he suffered from some serious injuries as well. In the end, he was forced to go through the reincarnation process! There was no news about him after that. I did not realize that he had already completed his time as a human and became a deity again!
Hearing that, Chen Xiaobei was baffled.
‘Emperor Xuanyuan is one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors and he is also the core member of the heavenly realm! It seems like Taiyin True Deity must be extremely powerful since he managed to injure him! Hurting the heavenly realm’s reputation was the reason why everyone is afraid of him.’
Chen Xiaobei: I understand. Let me try to add him as a friend now! Thank you so much, my brothers! I’m going to send a wave of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine to you guys! @Chang’e, get ready to grab some Red Envelopes!
Those who managed to grab them were really happy.
Chang’e: God Chen! You… I’m a lady… Do you really think I will snatch this kind of alcohol and drink it? ?
Chen Xiaobei: ? I don’t have any good things with me right now. I will definitely make it up to you when I see you next time!
Chang’e: Hehe… You don’t have to make it up to me… Chinese New Year is coming soon. Just remember to give me a big Red Envelope during the festival! ?
Chan Xiaobei: No problem! Expect a big Red Envelope from me!
Yanwang: God Chen! What is this? Hoes before bros?
Xiao Tianquan: That’s right!
Monkey King: Hoes before bros is not good, Brother!
Chen Xiaobei: Am I that kind of person? All of you here are my good brothers! I will make sure everyone gets a big Red Envelope!
Everyone: ?????
Having to leave the group chat and regaining his composure, Chen Xiaobei typed in the name ‘Taiyin True Deity’ into the search bar.
Ding!
[Taiyin True Deity has agreed to add you as his friend. You can start chatting with him now.]
Chen Xiaobei: Hello, Taiyin True Deity. I’m a friend of Shaoba Xingjun. There is something I want to ask you.
Taiyin True Deity: Hmph! Why is Old Wang not here? Has he forgotten about me after he became a dog in the heavenly realm?
Chen Xiaobei: Old Wang is carrying out an assignment in the lost land. I’m afraid he is not available to talk to you right now.
Taiyin True Deity: What?! Went to the lost land? What kind of assignment? Tell me quick!
Chen Xiaobei: A three realms assignment given out by the Primordial Lord of Heaven. He wants us to recruit disciples.
Taiyin True Deity: Recruiting disciples? Could it be… The apocalyptic event is coming? Hahaha… The apocalyptic event is finally coming! Time to make some big changes!
Chen Xiaobei: The Apocalyptic event is coming? Big changes? Can you explain all these to me?
Taiyin True Deity: Don’t you know about the apocalyptic event? I’m sorry but I’m not allowed to disclose it to you! I will be punished if I tell you right now!
Chen Xiaobei: It’s okay if you choose not to tell me. My Sifu told me that this is not the right time for me to know about it as well.
Taiyin True Deity: Who is your Sifu? It seems like he is quite knowledgeable! I would love you teach him a thing or two when I have the opportunity to meet him!
“Damn! This deity is pretty arrogant! Face-slapping moment incoming!”
With his eyebrows raised, a playful grin could be seen on Chen Xiaobei’s face.
Chen Xiaobei: My Sifu is the Prime of Tongtian!
Taiyin True Deity: Nonsense! How dare you make up something like this! Apologize to him right now! If not, I will not let you off the hook easily!
Chen Xiaobei: Seeing that you respect my Sifu a lot, I shall show you proof.
