Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Not here, left.”
“Turn left in front. Yo, famous celeb, haven’t you been to Xiangjiang before? Why are you making wrong turns?”
“Sure, I’ve been there but I’ve forgotten.”
They could not rev up the Lamborghini due to their frequent misdirection. Li Yi was not having it. If he knew they were going to travel at this speed, he would have taken the maglev train.
Halfway through the drive, Xu Yue suddenly cried out, “Big sis, I’m hungry.”
Xu Man slowed down, “Oh, oh, I’m hungry too. Li Yi, let’s head down to find something to eat.”
Li Yi helplessly answered, “Alright…”
The Lamborghini was parked by the roadside while the trio entered a second-rate hotel.
“Come come come, let’s drink…”
During their meal, the sisters were still wearing their dark sunglasses, but their demeanor was not as elegant, to say the least. They were raising and clinking their glasses towards Li Yi, in an attempt to befuddle Li Yi.
“Oh please, I still have errands to attend to today. I can drink with you on any other day, just not today.”
Li Yi did not even take one sip, with Big-Tits Qian in his mind.
“Then we’ll both drink.”
Dong dong…
The Xu sisters elongated their fair necks as they finished the drink in one big gulp.
Xu Man shouted, “Oh shit, I… I’m the designated driver, I… I can’t drink.”
Li Yi replied, “Oh, not a problem. We can take the maglev train later.”
Xu Man’s eyes twinkled, “I remember now, you can drive. You drive then.”
“… I’m not going to be responsible for any accidents.”
Xu Yue was easy, “It’s alright, I’ll send the bill to my sister.”
Xu Man glared at her but smiled at Li Yi, “That car’s my sister’s…”
As Li Yi was not drinking, the Xu sisters did not hold back and drank one glass after another. It was not long before they had a little too much…
By the time Li Yi dragged both sisters by the arm out of the hotel, an old aunty sweeping the floor behind spat in contempt, “Celebrities my ass, what an embarrassment.”
With the Lamborghini back on the road, the Xu sisters sat in the back seat while Li Yi leisurely took charge on the driver’s seat.
There was nothing extraordinary about Li Yi’s driving skill, so he dared not drive fast. However, he was familiar with the route, so it was still faster compared to when Xu Man was behind the wheel.
Having had too much to drink, the girls were rambling on about singing. Li Yi had to turn on the stereo so that they could sing their hearts out.
Even in their drunkenness state, the Xu sisters still carried a melodious tune.
The car kept going until dark, with both sisters hugging each other tightly to sleep. Li Yi adjusted the air conditioner and continued the journey.
At 8 o’clock at night, Li Yi entered the Xiangjiang boundary and soon, Qian’er’s residence was in sight.
The three villas in Boulevard, Empress Garden, belonged to Lin Qian.
Li Yi parked near the villa. He shook the Xu sisters in an attempt to wake them, but they did not regain consciousness despite the shaking. In the end, Li Yi resorted to locking them both in the car.
Li Yi took a few quick steps forward before leaping over the garden fences.
He had been here in the past life. He knew there were a few fierce Tibetan mastiffs in the front lawn so entry through the front was out of the question. The back garden was the safest and Qian’er’s home would be in plain view after crossing over to a corridor.
A beautiful piano tune could be heard coming from the luxurious villa, ringing in Li Yi’s ears.
Although many things have changed between the past and present, this scene was so familiar.
He recalled when he found Qian’er in the past life, she was playing the piano. History had repeated itself; she was once again on the piano.
Li Yi quietly creepy over, glancing to his left and right when at the door. He ensured there was no one around before standing by the door and knocking on it.
The transparent reinforced glass door was impenetrable by machine guns. Li Yi could only enter with the help of Big-tits Qian opening from the inside.
The piano sounds came to a halt. Climbing down the stairs in floral pajamas, Qian’er was stunned to see Li Yi at the door.
Li Yi knocked again, “Open up, open up.”
“You… You…”
Qian’er hurried to the front and hesitated before unlocking the door.
She did not know what she was doing. If it were any other person knocking on the door, she would never open it.
“How… How did you know where I live? You…”
“I’m your boyfriend, I’ve been here in the past life…”
“No, you can’t come in.”
“Why can’t I enter?”
“You’re not my boyfriend. If anyone were to see us, I… I’ll never be able to clear my name.”
“Am I not? Let me ask you, is your room filled with Tsukino Usagi 1 posters?”
Qian’er paused before nodding, “Yes.”
“Your diary is placed by the bed and a photo album is under the bed. Your clothes are all over the place…”
Shocked, Qian’er blurted, “How… How did you know?”
Li Yi took a deep breath in, “Did you think I was lying when I said you were my girlfriend in the past life?”
Qian’er looked into his eyes without saying a word.
She always had this feeling in her heart, that Li Yi was telling the truth. She did not understand why she thought so.
“Can you let me up? I need to talk to you. Don’t worry, I won’t be trying to get into your pants tonight.”
Blushing and averting her gaze to the outside, she moved her body aside. Although she did not nod in agreement, her actions gave consent to Li Yi to go upstairs.
What did it mean allowing a man, who was not her boyfriend, to enter her bedroom?
Qian’er’s imagination ran wild as she followed Li Yi upstairs. By the time she walked through the door, she was red up to her neck.
“Why, why is this happening? I should only like women. When men take a look at me, I feel disgusted but why I don’t feel any of this with him?”
“Actually, I have something I’ve been wanting to say to you.”
Li Yi took out the photo album from under the bed and smiled at her as he flipped through the pages.
“When I first came here, you took the album and explained each photo to me. Sigh, then you went at it for a day and a night and I listened for a day and night. In the end… nothing dirty happened. Oh, I was filled with so much regret…”
“Pst haha —”
Qian’er burst out laughing.
Whether it was true or fake, it did sound like something she would do.
“This photo was your third birthday, oh la la, open crotch…”
“Give it back!”
Qian’er screamed as she extended her arm to snatch the album back.
Amid his chuckles, Li Yi recalled that night in the past, looking at the blushing Qian’er…
In the past life, Qian’er was holding the album, explaining her life story from the first photograph. When she reached the open-crotch photo, with a reddened face, she used her finger to block the obscene spot and forced herself to continue talking. Both of them knew what was going on but no one pointed it out, letting the moment pass.
“And, what about the photo on the next page?” Qian’er closed the album and asked Li Yi.
“In the next page, you went to school. You were great at school. The teachers all complimented you as an obedient child and gave you a big red flower. Uh-huh, if I remember correctly, you had a huge stick on your head in those photos.”
“What huge stick?” Qian’er was gobsmacked but quickly spat, “That’s an erecting braid!”
“Yeap, erecting braid. It’s black, long, thick, and violent.”
Qian’er glared at him, “Hooligan!”
“What about the next page?”
“In the next page, it’s still during your schooling period. You still carried a huge stick on your head…”
“The next page after!”
“Still in your schooling period, a huge stick on your head.”
“The next next page after!”
“I see another stick…”
“The next next next page after!”
“Er, why don’t we talk about the next next next next page after, the content would be the same.”
“Okay then, why don’t you start on page 37!”
“WTH, I only remembered this much yet you’re flipping straight to page 37. How am I supposed to remember that?”
“Tell what’s there or it didn’t happen, humph!”
“Alright, I’ll give it a go. Page 37… Oh, I’ve got it, your nudes, am I right?”
“Yeah right! I never took any nude photographs!”
“Oh… Oh, I’m wrong then. Let me think, is it a picture of you in red?”
Qian’er flipped to the page and gasped in amazement.
There was a photo of herself in red on page 37. She did not even recall it herself.
…
It was 11 o’clock at night when Li Yi flipped over the fence and waved upwards.
“Jump, jump!”
Qian’er was quivering as she crouched on top, shaking her head out of fear.
“Just jump!”
“It’s… It’s too high.”
“What are you afraid of? I’ll catch you.”
“I’m… I’m I’m I’m I’m scared.”
“How lame. Humph, and yet you dare snatch my woman?”
“I I I I…”
“Are you jumping or what? If you’re not, I’m going to throw you over the fence. You move your ass.”
“No!”
Qian’er closed the eyes and took a leap of faith. Her body felt light and soon Li Yi held her in his embrace.
“Now this feels right.”
Li Yi lowered his head for a kiss, prompting her to scurry away in embarrassment.
After a few hours of discussion, Li Yi finally managed to convince Big-tits Qian to run away with him.
“How do we get home?”
“We have a car.”
“Oh, whose car is it?”
“Lei Feng!” 1
With the Lamborghini ignited, Qian’er sat on the passenger seat, surprised to see the sisters in deep slumber at the back seat.
“What’s going on? Did you kidnap them?”
“The Thief twins in the guild. You’ve met them. Xu Man and Xu Yue.”
Recognizing them, Qian’er’s eyes lit up, “Celebrity Xu Man?”
“Uh-huh.”
“OMG, so they’re twins. They look so alike. Which is the older and the younger sister?”
“The left is the older sister and the right is the younger sister.”
With her lips embodying a giant circle, she snuck into the back seat with haste.
“What are you trying to do?”
“The front seat’s uncomfortable, I’ll take the back seat instead.”
“Let me rephrase that, what are your hands up to?”
“I saw her clothes were a little dirty around the chest area, so I’m trying to rub it off.”
“Tsk! Such a perv!”
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