Ling Tianyi warned Xia Xiaoluo in advance. Thinking that after the headmaster’s interference yesterday, it would be OK today. He took Xia Xiaoluo to the teaching building and drove to the company hurriedly. As he said to her this morning, even the president couldn’t be late as he liked.
Xia Xiaoluo went into the classroom, only finding Lv Errou who was not friendly to her before.
When Lv Errou saw Xia Xiaoluo, her face became pale. She was so frightened that she began to tremble.
“Ah! Help!”
“Xia Xiaoluo! Ghost! The ghost is coming!”
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Lv Errou screamed and rushed out of the classroom, forgetting her things.
Ling Tianyi told her the reason this morning, so she knew why Lv Errou was so frightened. She cursed Fang Ruichen in her heart for causing her such a big trouble.
Xia Xiaoluo waited for a while. Seeing that there were no classmates in class, she was so bored that she wanted to call Fang Ruichen to question him.
“Fang Ruichen, you big pig!” Once the telephone was answered, Xia Xiaoluo roared.
“Hello? Do you want to speak to Little Sir? He goes out without taking his phone!” The housekeeper said. Though she was unhappy to hear Xia Xiaoluo’s curse, she thought she might be Little Sir’s friend who she dared not to offend.
“Sorry, aunt. Please tell me where Fang Ruichen goes? Does he go to school?” Xia Xiaoluo asked.
“No, a classmate of Little Sir was dead. He will bury her today. He goes to the cemetery.” The housekeeper said.
Xia Xiaoluo was angry immediately but she kept calm and asked: “Could you tell me which cemetery does he go?”
“Baifang Cemetery!” The housekeeper said.
Xia Xiaoluo hung up and ran out of the school gate for a taxi without caring about her lesson. She must appear on her own funeral. She wanted to destroy it.
The housekeeper hung up and said to herself: “Who is that? The caller ID is Sweet Honey Pig. It is so boring!”
Xia Xiaoluo would be angry if she knew her name in Fang Ruichen’s phone.
Xia Xiaoluo arrived at Baifang Cemetery. It was 9:55. Fang Ruichen stood there in black with an urn in his hands. The funeral would begin five minutes later!
“Fang Ruichen, are you crazy? It doesn’t matter how mad you are, but why do you slander me?” Xia Xiaoluo rushed to Fang Ruichen.
“Ah! Ghost!” Fang Ruichen screamed, frightened but happy.
After Fang Ruichen’s scream, all the classmates saw Xia Xiaoluo and they screamed together. Some timid girls even collapsed.
“Fuck you! I think you are the most disgusted ghost!” Xia Xiaoluo roared.
“Tell me why you do this? Why do you slander that I’m dead? Why do you hold a funeral for me? Are you crazy?” Xia Xiaoluo was quite angry, kicking Fang Ruichen.
She kicked Fang Ruichen’s crotch. Fang Ruichen was painful.
Xia Xiaoluo looked around and said to the other classmates: “Don’t be afraid. I’m not a ghost. I’m a person. I’m Xia Xiaoluo and I’m alive. This is Fang Ruichen’s slander. He always bullies me and he slanders about my death this time. I won’t forgive him.”
“Really?”
“Maybe it’s true!”
The classmates began to discuss but Ouyang Ziqian said nothing with a smile. He took down the white flower pinned on his chest because he didn’t need it anymore.
Xiao Man who stood beside Ouyang Ziqian was so angry, but she pretended to be happy. She walked straight to Xia Xiaoluo and talked with her: “Xiaoluo, you are alive! I’m quite sad when I heard that.” She was wearing a black skirt and a pair of sunglasses.
“Thank you, Xiao Man!” Xia Xiaoluo smiled awkwardly to Xiao Man who was a goddess, although she was angry.
Then Xia Xiaoluo said loudly. “This funeral is Fang Ruichen’s joke, but thank you for all your concern.”
“Xiaoluo is alive. Xiaoluo is alive. She is still alive!” Dou Ya was so sad these days. She was too weak to embrace Xia Xiaoluo. She experienced extreme sadness and happiness, then she sat on the ground.
Luo Xixi murmured: “It’s a waste of my time. I’d rather surf the Internet in the dorm.”
Then Luo Xixi patted Xia Xiaoluo on her shoulders and left. She was a qualified webworm. She couldn’t live without the computer.
Fang Ruichen rushed to Xia Xiaoluo when he was better. He walked around Xia Xiaoluo. “Fang Ruichen, you’re way too much this time. I am so angry.”
“Is it true? Are you alive, Xiaoluo?” Fang Ruichen was so happy.
“Go away. Or I’ll hit you!” Xia Xiaoluo clenched her fists and controlled herself. She didn’t want to fight with others in case that Ling Tianyi would criticize her.
“Everything is okay. This is a mistake. Let’s go back!” Ouyang Ziqian arranged the classmates to go back. It was not a good thing. Xiao Man helped him. The students discussed and left.
“Dou Ya!” Xia Xiaoluo rushed to Dou Ya, who was sitting on the ground.
“Dou Ya, don’t worry about me! I’m alive! I’m okay!” Xia Xiaoluo wanted to pull her. But Dou Ya was too weak to stand up. She ate nothing these days for Xia Xiaoluo.
“Wow! Bad Xiaoluo! You power off the phone and you don’t surf the Internet, so I’m worried about you.” Dou Ya cried. Seeing this, Xia Xiaoluo was so sad that they cried together.
Ouyang Ziqian and Xiao Man sent the others, and then they comforted Xiaoluo and Dou Ya. Ouyang Ziqian supported Dou Ya with his hands and said: “Xiaoluo, I’m glad that you are fine. We worry about you very much.”
Xiao Man smiled but she was disappointed in her heart.
“Fang Ruichen, you made a big mistake!” Xiao Man said.
Fang Ruichen was puzzled with the urn in his arms.
“You are Xiaoluo then who is this?” Fang Ruichen was so shocked that he threw it to the ground. Thanks to the good quality, it was not broken.
“Where do you get this urn with my picture on it? You must tear it up! Now!” Xia Xiaoluo was almost mad.
Then she saw the grave for two persons with her photo and her name. What made her crazy was that Fang Ruichen’s photo was beside hers. He wanted to be buried with her.
“Fang Ruichen, I want to kill you. You are a neurosis, big pig, devil, villain…” Xia Xiaoluo couldn’t be angrier. She wanted to use all the bad words to describe Fang Ruichen.
‘Sorry, it’s all my faults, my faults!”
“You…You…You can rest assured that I will destroy all these things today.”
Fang Ruichen finally woke up. Although he was blamed and kicked by Xia Xiaoluo just now, he was very happy with excitement and surprise. Xia Xiaoluo was not dead. He was so happy.
Fang Ruichen was a big client. The staff of the cemetery knew it was a mistake. They began to help them at once. Fang Ruichen shouted: “Be quick, I will reward you!”
With the quick service of the staff, he was free. Fang Ruichen went to Xia Xiaoluo and said: “Xiaoluo, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. I was deceived.”
“Humph! Who believes you? You are jealous of me. You always play jokes on me!” Xia Xiaoluo ignored Fang Ruichen. She stood with Dou Ya, Ouyang Ziqian and Xiao Man.
“Xiaoluo, I swear. If I lied, I will die at once!” Fang Ruichen raised his right hand with a sincere look.
Ouyang Ziqian asked: “Fang Ruichen, I don’t think it was a lie when you told me, so I believe it. Who deceived you on earth?”
“That doctor! Damn it! I’m going to kill him!” Fang Ruichen clenched his fists.
“I heard that Xiaoluo went to the grassland and I went there to look for her. As soon as I arrived, I heard that Xiaoluo was kicked by a horse and sent to the People’s Hospital in the county. I went to the hospital immediately. When I asked, the doctor said Xiaoluo was kicked to death by a horse and sent to the funeral parlor. Then I went there. There happened to be a dead woman who was kicked to death by a horse. Her family abandoned her body. The woman’s face was totally a mess, so I thought it was Xiaoluo.” Fang Ruichen said sadly, and his heart was full of anger.
“Damn it! I’ve kept this urn in my house for almost ten days. I even slept with it every day!” Fang Ruichen felt sick at once.
“You took the bone ashes of another person. Did the relatives of the dead find you?” Ouyang Ziqian asked.
“The staff there said that her family abandoned her. At that time, I thought Ling Tianyi abandoned Xiaoluo. I planned to hold the funeral then I will go to look for Ling Tianyi to revenge Xiaoluo. Unexpectedly, I made a mistake.” Fang Ruichen was upset. He often bullied Xia Xiaoluo jokingly, but not this time. This time he was serious and he was also a victim.
