Translator: Yunyi Editor: Yunyi
Yu Gangan was surprised, “The 4 Greats Of Beijing, I’ve heard of them before. They…like men…”
Fang Zhihan, who was grabbing some food, suddenly paused.
But, neither Yu Gangan nor Song Chabai noticed the anomaly so Yu Gangan continued, “Supposedly, two of the four are a pair. What were their surnames again? I forgot…”
“How’s that possible? He looks so manly,” Song Chabai said in shock.
She then said bitterly, “But, then again, I heard that the man in a gay relationship is no different to a straight man.”
Yu Gangan: “…”
She looked towards Fang Zhihan, “You’re from Beijing. Do you know the 4 Greats Of Beijing? Do they like men or women?”
Fang Zhihan looked deeply into her eyes, not knowing where to start, “…”
Not receiving a response, Yu Gangan sighed, “I guess it’s true.”
Fang Zhihan broke into laughter, “I haven’t replied yet. Why are you so certain?”
“Because you’re not the type to gossip. If it isn’t true, you would have refuted it already. The fact that you’re not saying anything means you don’t want to talk about others behind their backs,” Yu Gangan replied.
Fang Zhihan frowned and said profoundly, “You seem to like gossip.”
“Me?”
Yu Gangan was puzzled as she lifted her hand and pointed to her chest. She then looked at Song Chabai questioningly.
Song Chabai laughed, “I like gossip more. Why don’t you rent your place to me for a cheap price…?”
After a short pause, she added, “I can sell you information about Gangan in the past.”
Yu Gangan’s eyes opened wide in disbelief, “Song Chabai, I don’t want to be friends with someone like you.”
Fang Zhihan looked at her as his lips curved upwards slightly, “Do you have something that you don’t want people to know about?”
“Of course, not,” Yu Gangan said with certainty.
“Then, what are you afraid of?” Fang Zhihan leaned back in his chair, ready to listen about the past.
Yu Gangan: “…”
Song Chabai started laughing before she even said anything.
She thought for a while and said, “There was once a male classmate that tried to pursue our little Dried Fish. He knew she liked traditional Chinese medicine, so he copied a confession poem online that used the names of Chinese medicinal herbs. He wanted to use it to confess to her, but do you know how she responded?”
Yu Gangan’s face turned red as she stopped Song Chabai, “Song Chabai, if you tell him, then we aren’t friends anymore.”
Song Chabai cleared her throat and looked at Yu Gangan in fear, but she quickly continued in a blank tone, “What prescription is this? What illness is it for?”
After saying this, she laughed, “The guy froze for a moment and said lovingly, ‘love-sickness’.”
“Then?” Fang Zhihan asked.
Song Chabai held back her laughter and replied, “She looked at him in surprise and said, ‘Love-sickness affects the heart. Long-term yearning can lead to damage to the heart and spleen, as well as insufficient blood and qi as a result of bad concentration. Pearl powder improves sleep, but Angelica Dahurica eliminates wind-cold and dries dampness while Pinellia dampens phlegm and reduces vomiting. How is this for treating love-sickness? Let me tell you how you should treat it…blah blah blah…’ She grabbed onto the guy and started telling him what medicine to use for love-sickness and how to properly use Angelica Dahurica and Pinellia. She ended up scaring the guy away…hahaha.”
Yu Gangan frowned. She didn’t think it was funny at all.
But, Song Chabai continued to laugh loudly until she burst into tears.
