“Y-Yuna-s-sensei, y-you are not thinking a-about accelerating the story just so you can fight Madara, r-right?”
Hearing Hisoka’s words, Yuna woke up from her fantasies of fighting Madara to the death, and a serious expression appeared on her face.
“Of course not, but just so I don’t accidentally summon him by myself, could you write down the exact steps I would have to take to summon him? Just so I can prevent them, of course.”
Cold sweat was flowing down Hisoka’s back like a river when she saw the seemingly innocent look on Yuna’s face. She didn’t believe Yuna’s words for even a second, and she was frantically looking around to find a way to escape Yuna.
‘Shit, I need to get out of here, but isn’t that completely impossible? No matter how I look at it, I am trapped in here. What can I do…THAT’S IT!!!’
As Hisoka’s eyes were frantically scanning the room for a possible escape path, she noticed a viable way to salvation. Without a single moment of hesitation, she kowtowed.
“Hinata-sama, please help me convince Yuna-sensei not to summon Madara!”
“Eh?”
Instead of kowtowing towards Yuna, however, she did so towards Hinata. Those two were clearly a couple, so Hisoka hoped that Hinata might have enough influence over Yuna to stop her from doing anything stupid.
A short moment later, Hisoka felt a hand softly land on her shoulder, and she immediately sighed in relief.
‘As expected of Hinata, she is still the voice of reason. With her support, everything should work out.’
Hisoka looked up with a relieved smile on her face, but when her eyes met Hinata’s, her facial expression quickly switched back to despair. She expected Hinata to have a kind smile on her face, but instead of that, her face was adorned with a battle-thirsty grin.
“Hehe, Madara is really strong, isn’t he? I bet fighting him will be really amazing.”
Another shiver of terror ran through Hisoka when she heard Hinata’s words.
‘N-No way. Hinata is like that as well?’
In a last act of despair, Hisoka’s eyes landed on Anko, but she only smirked at her in amusement, which sealed her final possible escape path.
Seeing Hisoka slowly being overcome with despair, Yuna, Hinata, and Anko started laughing out loud.
“Hahaha, no need to worry. We were just joking.”
Hisoka lifted her head in relief, but Yuna could clearly see that there was some doubt left in her eyes.
“Are you sure about that, Yuna-sensei? Somehow I don’t think you were actually joking.”
“Hehe, no worries. I was joking. I might be insane, but…err…but…but I’m not insane.”
Hisoka’s eyebrow twitched in irritation when she heard Yuna’s nonsense and decided to look at Hinata for confirmation instead. Hinata, however, only averted her eyes.
‘Damnit, am I really done for? I still have one trump card left, but it could make everything even worse than it already is.’
Hisoka gave Yuna another glance, and after seeing her look back innocently, Hisoka gritted her teeth and used her last card.
“Actually, Madara isn’t even the last boss. Although I don’t know whether you can defeat Madara or not, I am absolutely certain that you won’t be able to defeat the true last boss.”
Yuna’s eyes shone with interest when she heard Hisoka’s words.
“Ohh? Someone even stronger than Madara? And you even claim that I can’t defeat that enemy. Now you got me really interested. Why do you think that I can’t win?”
Hisoka flinched when she saw Yuna’s battle-thirsty smile, but she pushed down her apprehension and continued speaking.
“Kaguya Ootsutsuki the Rabbit Goddess. You can’t defeat her since she is a real Goddess.”
This time, powerful killing intent flooded the Uzumaki compound, but instead of Yuna being the one responsible, it was Hinata.
“A Goddess, you say? Where is she? Tell me where she is hiding, so I can get rid of her! There is already enough competition in Yuna’s harem! I won’t allow a Goddess to join it! Absolutely NOT!!!”
Hisoka could do nothing but tremble in fear under Hinata’s gaze.
‘H-Holy shit! What in the world happened with Hinata!? It’s like I’m standing in front of a giant monster instead of a young woman. And why the hell is she suddenly talking about Yuna’s harem? Does she think Yuna wants to add Kaguya? That’s just absurd.’
A short moment later, Anko’s hand landed on Hinata’s shoulder in an attempt to calm her down.
“Calm down, Hinata. Please come to your senses and realize that your imagination is going haywire.”
After hearing Anko’s words, Hinata took a deep breath and reined in her killing intent. Hisoka breathed a sigh of relief when she felt the pressure getting smaller and looked at Anko in gratitude.
‘To think Anko would be the voice of reason in this relationship. That’s really surprising. I always felt like she was someone who loved spreading chaos, but I guess things are really slightly different in this timeline.’
Hisoka was just about to thank Anko when Yuna opened her mouth and said something as well.
“Anko is right, Hinata. There is no way I would just put her into my harem. Whether she is a Goddess or not doesn’t matter to me…”
Hinata calmed down even further and was just about to apologize for overreacting when Yuna continues speaking.
“…What does matter, however, is whether she is attractive and what kind of personality she has. If those two things fit, then I don’t mind picking her up.”
Yet again, Hinata’s killing intent burst forth while she was giving Yuna a death-glare. Anko, on the other hand, couldn’t help but chuckle when she heard Yuna’s words.
“Haha, that’s correct. I wonder what having sex with a Goddess is like.”
After hearing Anko’s words, a crimson red blush appeared on Hinata’s face. It was rather apparent to Hinata, that Anko was not talking about Kaguya when she mentioned having sex with a Goddess. When she heard Anko’s words, all kinds of inappropriate pictures involving Yuna and her appeared in Hinata’s mind.
Hisoka, who obviously didn’t know that Anko was talking about Yuna, was completely dumbfounded by Hinata suddenly blushing. Well, to be precise, the whole conversation about Kaguya was completely incomprehensible to her. She wanted to intimidate Yuna with the emergence of a Goddess, but that somehow turned into a discussion about whether said Goddess will join Yuna’s harem or not.
‘Could someone explain the situation to me? Why is everyone’s first thought when I mention a Goddess that she will end up in Yuna’s harem, and why is Hinata blushing so hard? Yuna admits to being insane rather easily, but it seems that Hinata and Anko have a similar condition to Yuna. I wonder if it is possible to change my jonin sensei…It probably isn’t, right?’
