I’m A Sheep
Translator: Mr Voltaire
Editor: Chlocolatte
Ling Tian wanted Japan’s number 1 expert, an undefeatable war god, to become his pet? These arrogant, condescending and unreserved words could only be spoken by Ling Tian. This was even more offensive than if he had just said “go f*ck yourself”. After all, Yamazaki Jinichi was the top player in Japan- Ling Chen saying these words wasn’t just offending him, but the entirety of Japan as well.
As such, the Japanese players all flew into a fit of rage and started to curse back at him. They would rather hhim humiliate them than humiliate their pride and joy.
“Ling Tian! Take back what you said, or we’ll never forgive you!”
“You dared to humiliate our Blade Emperor! You’ll pay for what you just said!!”
“Bastard!! Lord Blade Emperor! Don’t show any mercy! Be as cruel as you can in killing him!! Let him regret even existing!!”
“Ling Tian! Who do you think you are?! You’re not even qualified to humiliate our Blade Emperor like that!”
Countless people yelled at Ling Chen, their voices thundering to the heavens. Yamazaki Jinichi didn’t say anything, but his face had become beet red. He had long since become used to being worshipped and revered, and had never been humiliated like this before… indeed, no one even dared to speak to him like this.
The angrily speaking voices caused Ling Chen’s ears to ring, but his expression did not change, and he did not even bother to look at those players. He flicked his wrist, as he lazily said, “What are you all yelling about? Do you people know who I am? I’m from the glorious China, and I’m the top player over there. I’m taking the initiative to take your little Blade Emperor as my pet because I think he’s pretty good. I’m sure your little Blade Emperor is overjoyed right now, and wants to immediately become my pet, right? Yamazaki Jinichi?”
Ling Chen was evidently trying to fan the flames with his words, causing the Japanese players’ anger to rise to the sky. They began to shout and curse even louder, and the Chinese players started to laugh even harder and more cheerfully… of course, to them, Ling Tian was just saying these words to humiliate the Japanese people and anger them to death.
Ling Chen completely ignored the yells around him, and once again looked at Yamazaki Jinichi’s body as a strange light flashed in his eyes. He stretched out his pinky and hooked it towards Yamazaki Jinichi, saying, “Yamazaki Jinichi, ignore those yells of jealousy. If you want to be my pet, then crawl around like a sheep and do a few bleats. If I think it’s good, I might just be compassionate and take you as my pet.”
The Japanese players almost exploded in anger, and clenched their fists tightly. They were sure that even with Yamazaki Jinichi’s temperance, he would also be furious. He was definitely going to kill Ling Tian in one blow.
Yamazaki Jinichi suddenly moved. Everyone expected the Daito to slash towards Ling Chen, starting the battle between Japan and China’s number 1 players… however, all they heard was a ‘clang’ as Yamazaki Jinichi’s Daito fell to the ground.
Everyone stared in shock, wondering why Yamazaki Jinichi would drop his weapon… could it be that he was so excited to fight, that he was going to take out a stronger weapon?
A new weapon did not appear, and Yamazaki Jinichi’s eyes became innocent and harmless, then gentle. He raised his head and fell to the ground on his hands and knees, just like a sheep.
The Sunrise City Central Square became silent, and all of the Japanese players, as well as players spectating from all around the world stared, dumbfounded. Their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
“Baaaa~~~~”
“Baaaa~~~~~~”
“Baaaa~~~~~~~~”
Yamazaki Jinichi stretched out his neck and bleated towards Ling Chen. The first bleat sounded a bit awkward, the second sounded more realistic, and the third one sounded just like a real sheep’s bleat. Yamazaki Jinichi’s posture shocked everyone, but the bleats almost made everyone faint.
“W-W-W-What… is going on?! Yamazaki Jinichi is… is…” Yun Feng was staring at the screen as he stuttered. His brain was completely overwhelmed with what was happening… ‘crawl around like a sheep and do a few bleats’- wasn’t this just Ling Chen humiliating Yamazaki Jinichi? Why the hell was Yamazaki Jinichi doing this?!
The number 1 expert in Japan, the world-renowned Blade Emperor was actually acting like this! He really was crawling around like a sheep and bleating!!
Xiao Qiu Feng’s eyes were also incredibly wide, and his mouth hung open. He couldn’t utter a single word, and could only stare.
“Hahahahaha!” Ling Chen laughed… these Feng Chen curses were way too savage! No matter if it was Cruelty Ichinawa who had been affected by the Scaredy Cat Curse, or Yamazaki Jinichi who was currently being affected by the I’m a Sheep Curse, it didn’t matter how famous and respected they were in the past. After today, their names and reputation would be unrecoverable, and they would fall from being legends to laughingstocks! It was even worse than killing them a hundred times, or even a thousand times!
No wonder why Xiao Feng Chen said that even peerless experts fled from the Feng Chen Sect’s successors, and that no one dared to offend the Feng Chen Sect. Indeed, if he was affected by this sort of curse… thinking that, Ling Chen couldn’t help but shiver. It would be better to die than to face the consequences.
“Haha, not bad, not bad, even a sheep would mistake those bleats for another sheep,kj” Ling Chen said as he applauded. He stretched out his right hand, which now had some grass in it as he waved it around, “Come, come, Japan’s Blade Emperor, Yamazaki Jinichi, since you really want to become my pet, then I’ll accept you. Here, after you eat this, you can officially become my pet, heheheh.”
Seeing the grass, Yamazaki Jinichi’s eyes lit up, and ran over to Ling Chen… or more accurately, he quickly crawled over. He cocked his head, and took the grass in his mouth, then began to chew it with a look of bliss on his face.
After being affected by the I’m a Sheep Curse, one would wholeheartedly believe that they were a sheep. Perhaps they would even become enraged towards anyone who told them otherwise. To be a sheep, one had to walk like a sheep, speak like a sheep, as well as eat like a sheep… even if it meant eating grass.
From when Yamazaki Jinichi knelt down, bleated and crawled over to eat grass, the Japanese players had all been watching in shock, unable to believe their eyes and ears. They felt as if there were thousands of flies buzzing in their heads, and that there were tens of thousands of dead flies in their throats. They felt extremely uncomfortable and disgusted… they simply couldn’t believe and accept that their number 1 expert, someone who could place in the top 10 players in the entire world, would act like this. He was a legend and a hero to all of the Japanese people, and was also the guildmaster of the Heavenly Blade. And yet, he had followed Ling Tian’s instructions to act like a sheep in front of the entire world… in order to become Ling Tian’s pet!
Yamazaki Jinichi wasn’t just a normal Japanese player… he was the number 1 expert in Japan, a spiritual figure to all Japanese people!!
The awe and reverence held by the Japanese players towards him instantly vanished… the shame they felt was simply unimaginable! They felt that their honour and dignity had been completely and utterly trampled upon. Seeing Japan’s 3rd ranked expert acting like a dog and top ranked expert acting like a sheep, the Japanese players felt that all of their pride had instantly vanished. Japan was now a joke to the entire world.
This was the biggest humiliation they had ever suffered!
None of the Chinese players expected this to happen either. Apart from Ling Chen himself, no one would even dare to think that Yamazaki Jinichi would do such a thing. When they had finally realised what was happening, the Chinese players almost lost their minds laughing.
“Ohmygoodness! Japan’s Blade Emperor is actually willing to become Ling Tian’s pet… that’s the Blade Emperor! And he’s even bleating like a sheep and eating grass! Could it be that Ling Tian’s charisma has already surpassed god-level, that even the Blade Emperor is willing to become his pet?”
“Ahhh! Everyone saw, right? Haha!! Japan’s Blade Emperor has already become Ling Tian’s pet… goddamn! A pet! Japan’s number 1 player is our China’s number 1 player’s pet, wahahaha!”
“Holy crap! Am I going crazy… or is the whole world going crazy?”
“My eyes! My eyes! I just had laser surgery done on my eyes, but I think I’ve gone blind!”
“Ahh!! What a moving scene! In order to become Ling Tian’s pet, Japan’s Blade Emperor is willing to act like a sheep in order to express his sincerity to the entire world! His sincerity and earnestness moved Ling Tian, who decided to give him the glory of being his pet… ah!! I’m so moved that I’m about to cry! This story will definitely be passed down as a legend! The entire world will forever remember Yamazaki Jinichi’s name!”
