The next day after his tender evening with Camila, Ben was at work, having to bring home the money to put food on the table for his lovely child and baby momma…
Of course, there was no child, no baby momma. For f*ck's sake, there wasn't even a table!
…Yet, that didn't stop Ben from putting in his best effort on the job. So as he focused with 110% intensity, Laura who was walking in front of him couldn't help but look over her shoulder at him, as if she could feel the vividness with which he was looking at her ass…
"Tch…try to pay attention. We need to get through this." She turned around as they continued walking, heading towards the building's dining area. They didn't have much time so decided to go over this while eating. Male's Health had sent Ben to cooperate with PR on scheduling certain events, and Paul, the Corporate King of Kiss-ass, had still wanted to appease Ben for his prior aggression so sent his daughter Laura with the mission.
Thus, the two soon found themselves sitting opposite each other at a round cafeteria table, eating with papers spread out in front of them as they reviewed the documents. The smell of Chinese food permeated the air as rich ambient light filled up the space, the massive sunroof above showing its magnanimity.
"This is no good. Let's move this here." Looking down at the papers with her icy, intelligent glare accentuated by those glasses, Laura placed her pen at the corner of her mouth, unintentionally entering a sexy pose that made Ben want to throw those documents to the side and spread her out on this table. He didn't even care that fat Frank from corporate at the table next to them would probably start beating one off under his table low-key…
That chunky bastard even had the balls when they first sat down to approach Ben and tell him, "Hey, I couldn't find you on Facebook."
To which Ben replied, "I found you first and blocked you."
…
Yet, it wasn't the time for Frank. There was no time for Frank…
The time now was for the beautiful professional Laura, and the possibility of testing whether this table could handle Ben's furious thrusts… Yet, when he recalled how the office table game failed for Paul, Ben decided to take a step back. After all, he didn't know if aversion to good things ran in Laura's DNA…
However, he didn't plan to waste this opportunity with her, since he had a ball riding on it…
[Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family – Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks and a legal or blood relative of a woman you've slept with]
[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]
[Punishment: Plus or minus one testicle…depending]
Ben didn't have any luck meeting relatives of any other women he'd slept with in the recent past and time was running out. So since Laura was a legal relative to Tina, this was his best hope of preserving his dual-sided nature…
On an interesting note, while Ben was thinking of Tina, so was Laura at his side. She glanced at him with a strange glint in her eye, remembering how she'd seen him leaving her father's office that night, right after her step-mother walked out. As for what they did in there, you didn't have to be a genius to figure it out. Anyone could tell that they weren't playing Jenga, because Paul didn't own a Jenga set…
So when Laura thought about what they were doing in there, she couldn't help having a strange expression and resented the man across from her for putting her in this situation. She hadn't told her father about it and she didn't fully understand why. So every day, there was a growing guilt inside of her. After all, he was the man that gave her life in this world; the man that became overexcited one night and splooged inside of a woman…
Then, there were his famous follow-up words at that moment: "Whoops!"
…
So, she ignored Ben. 'Let's just get this over with.'
Sitting near her though, Ben's thoughts were different. He remembered that her attraction level for him was quite high in the past and she even triggered his IOI Watch in Paul's office that one time when Ben defended her. So wanting to know where he was at, he opened her status.
[Target's current attraction level: disgusted]
Ben blinked when he saw it. It was such a huge change. He breathe into his hand to check his breath…it was ok.
He glanced at his shirt to see if he spilled some Szechuan sauce… Nope, it was all bulls-eyed into his tummy…
He adjusted his schvontz… Well he was out of ideas.
…
The point was he didn't know how Laura's change came about but it worried him because it could cause a huge problem. It could be his one-way ticket to the single sack squad…
So Ben had to come up with something to get her attraction level up, anything that could help him make progress. Then, he smirked, because he had just the thing—a line that would bring her attraction level all the way up to curious, opening her up to Ben's advances.
[Divine Line Generator Activated]
[Uses remaining: 0]
[Time till refresh: 23:59:57]
[Divine Pick Up Line Generated]
[Choose one of the following]
[A: You look so thick, I bet your pronouns are they]
…
Ben scratched his head. Well, it's a good one, but she's not that thick. I'm not sure it applies.
[B: You look like your womb has bumper stickers on it]
…
Ben wondered…what kind of bumper stickers those would be?
[C: How are things going with your father? Is he still a pain in the ass?]
After reading the last one, Ben was pretty sure he knew which one of these was the divine line. So after clearing his throat, he leaned forward towards Laura, and delivered the words that could save one testicle and in his mind, humanity as a result…
