“Uncle, Uncle, tell me a story.”
Feng Yu’s nephew, Li Zhixing, was already 5 years old. It was currently his kindergarten’s school break, and he was at home every day. He was at the age where he got boundless energy and curiosity. Li Shiqiang’s parents were reluctant to discipline him, and as a result, this little kid was very mischievous and…… irritating!
After Feng Yu returned home, this little brat had been pestering him. He kept asking Feng Yu to bring him out or tell him stories. It was fine for Feng Yu to tell him stories. But he does not listen to Feng Yu’s stories without asking a ton of questions!
“You want me to bring you out to build a snowman?”
“Building snowman is so boring. The snowman you build will collapse with one kick. It is not sturdy at all!” Little nephew replied.
Alright… To this brat, snowmen are for kicking!
“Want to play video games?”
“Feng Yu, he is not allowed to play video games!” Feng Yu’s sister, who was cooking in the kitchen, shouted.
“Fine. Let me read you a story. But you must not interrupt me.” Feng Yu let his little nephew sit beside him while thinking of what story to tell him.
“You must not lie to me. I have heard of a lot of stories. I want to hear something different.” Little Nephew replied.
“No problem. I will tell you a new story which you have never heard before. Let me tell you a story about Calabash Vs Ultraman.”
Feng Yu was not interested in telling his nephew a long story. If not, this little brat will pester him over the next few days for the rest of stories. If Feng Yu still refuses to finish his story, Li Zhixing would complain to Feng Yu’s parents!
This little brat knew how to fake cry! Feng Yu did not know about this in the past until he was almost beaten up by his father.
That’s why Feng Yu chose to make up some short stories to entertain his nephew!
“Uncle, why did Calabash fight with Ultraman? Calabash is from China, and Ultraman is not.”
“They are staying not far away from each other. They can take a plane and fly over. Also, Ultraman can fly.”
“But Calabash is from the olden days. They still do not have airplanes!”
“Calabash lived from the olden days until now. You should have no more questions now.”
“Then who is the good guy?”
Feng Yu was at a loss of words. Why does this brat have so many questions?!
“Do you want to listen to the story or not? If you don’t want to listen, I will not tell you!”
“Fine. Just tell me the story since I have nothing to do now.”
Feng Yu was speechless. This little brat was making use of him to waste time!
“… … Then Ultraman used his laser beam. Pi… Pi… Pi… and Calabash dodged the beam and spewed out a magic fire that burned Ultraman to death. Alright. This is the end of the story.” Feng Yu was pleased with his story.
“No. That’s not right. Ultraman is from outer space. How can he be afraid of fire?”
“It is because Calabash’s magic fire is special and is hotter than normal fire.”
“What is magic fire make of?”
How the hell do I know what it is made of? I have only heard of magic fire. No one ever says what it is make from! Why do you have so many questions? Just listen to the goddamn story and stop picking on it!
Feng Yu had finally met his match. He can handle politicians, businessmen, scientists, engineers, etc. But why can’t he handle this little brat?
“Ah, dinner is ready. Let’s go and wash our hands for dinner.”
Li Zhixing stood on a stool and washed his hands. He turned around and asked: “Uncle, you still have not told me what magic fire is make of, and why can the fire kill Ultraman.”
Feng Yu heard the door opening and was overjoyed. “Quick, your father is back. Let’s go out to receive him.
Feng Yu sighed in relieved when he saw his nephew run out. He wonders if this little brat also has so many questions at school. His kindergarten teacher should go crazy from his endless questions.
“Xiao Feng, don’t you think children are cute? Hurry up and get married to Li Na and have a kid.” Li Shiqiang was carrying Li Zhixing as he said this.
“Haha……”
Cute? I don’t see any cuteness in them.
Feng Yu tried to play Lego with Li Zhixing, but he threw the Lego blocks all over the place. Feng Yu brought him out to build a snowman, but he kicked it over. Tell him a story, and he will have endless questions!
But Feng Yu noticed that this little brat was well behaved most of the time. Could it be that he only acts this way when he is with Feng Yu?
Feng Yu has no experience with kids.
During dinner, Li Zhixing was very quiet. He finishes all his food, leaving not a single grain of rice.
Feng Yu felt what he saw in the morning was an illusion. But very soon, Feng Yu was dragged back to reality.
“Uncle, I have finish eating. Can you tell me another story?”
“Ah? I still have not finished. You go and take a nap first.”
“My mum said I cannot take naps after food. Tell me a story.”
“Go and play by yourself first. I will tell you a story after I finish eating.”
“But there is no more food in your bowl. You even put down your chopsticks.”
Kids are so smart nowadays?!
“Alright. I will tell you a story about Ultraman vs Transformer.” This time, both characters are from outer space. This should not be a problem.
“Uncle, you still have not finished the previous story. What is magic fire make of?”
Why is this kid still asking about magic fire?!
“How about I bring you out to buy some toys? I will bring you to the Hypermarket. There are lots of toys there. You can pick whatever you want!”
“Can I have a toy car?”
“No problem. What sort of cars do you want?”
Feng Yu regretted after he asked this question. This little brat immediately gave Feng Yu a headache.
“I want a car, exactly the same as my dad’s.” Li Zhixing replied excitedly.
“That is not a toy. You cannot drive that type of car.”
“You can build it smaller. Cannot? I knew it. Grandma is lying to me. Uncle does not know anything.”
Huh? Damn! This kid also knows how to say these things? You think I will fall for it? You are right!
“You just wait. I will give you a toy car that you like before Lunar New Year.”
“A car that can be driven?”
“You can surely drive it!” Feng Yu does not believe that his vast automobile factory cannot build a toy car.
Asking the engineers to build a toy car is an abuse of power. But who dares to say anything?
“Uncle will get someone to build a car for you.”
“Wait. I have a drawing with me. You must build it according to my drawing.”
Feng Yu looked at the crayon drawing of a car and was speechless. This brat had even prepared the design of the car. He had planned for this to happen? No wonder he seems so impatient today. He did this on purpose!
Fine… I will not disappoint you! But after you got your toy car and continue to pester me, I will not let you off!
